All Waxed Up and Some Place to Go

The waxing is over. Whew!!! I survived my first FULL brazillian wax. I must say, I love the look! Ok, let me back up and give you details...

I arrived at the spa in pink crocs. Ok, perhaps not the most chic shoes. Austin and I had a late lunch and before I knew it, it was time to get the "hair cut." So, I rushed from the restaurant and did not have time to change shoes.

So, of course all of the other women arrived in their $350 Kate Spades and I am sure that they noticed my $40 bright pink crocs. After about ten minutes the aesthician called my name.

She was very nice, a tall wispy kind of woman. She escorted me to the torture room...er...waxing studio. She was very polite, chatty but within reason. I asked a lot of questions...I mean anyone who messes with that area should have to answer a lot of questions beforehand, LOL!

I must admit...it is a good thing that I practice yoga. I had to contort my body so that she could reach all of the wispy hairs. At one time I was on all fours while she "waxed my ass." Yes, that's crass but I just thought it was funny to include those words. LOL. She removed hair from places that I wasn't sure hair could grow.

Anyway, it wasn't as bad as I thought. It was painful...especially the inner lips. yipes. But, the pain subsided after the wax was removed. Austin really likes it. He is mesmerized by my new "do." LOL. It really is very cool. I have to keep you informed.

So, Austin and I are headed on a trip tomorrow. I will not post for a while and will update my blog when we return.

Finally made the appointment

Ok, so I am getting my first brazillian on Friday. I am scared and excited at the same time. Scared...well, who can qualify the pain? Excited...well, who doesn't want to be all clean cut :). I will have to write more after the experience.

Austin...Special Delivery

Everyone wants to see Austin! He is gorgeous of course. He has the most amazing doe eyes and this really sexy smile. He is such a sweet human being.

New Camera

We bought a new camera. It has almost double the number of megapixels that our current camera has. Here are our first pictures...

Top Five Pet Peeves

Top Five Pet Peeves.

5. Mismatched couples...she's a nine he's a five

4. Untrue photos- 'nuff said...what we won't notice?

3. Single males masquerading as couples- again, apparently they think we won't figure it out

2. Poor hygiene- what more can I say?

1. All chat no action...people that want to chat excessively but do not want to meet. Austin and I are facing this right now. This couple seems wonderful but they never have **time to meet. We'll meet after this or Let's just wait till after that...Austin and I are definitely enforcing some new rules. We expect to meet within two weeks of chatting. This is probably irrelevant because we aren't really searching for new couples.

Post MFM Photo

Ok...no words needed.

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First MFM

So, I finally experienced the elusive MFM- Two men and me. I can honestly say that it was fabulous and I am so lucky to have had the experience. The male half of a couple in our circle of port was the willing third party :). It was so incredibly fantasticand erotic and I felt so sexy. We have done the threesome with two women but never with two men. Also, I was blindfolded for a good part of it...mmmm, very sensual.

Freakin' Spiders!!

I am recovering from a spiderbite. I was sitting in my office and felt a horrible pain on my stomach. I looked and saw what I thought was a pimple. But, that "pimple" spread and within a few hours my whole stomach was red and swollen. It felt like a horrible burning sensation.

So, a teatnus shot, antibiotics, low-grade fever, and swollen lymph nodes later, I am starting to see my stomach begin to return to "normal." I am wondering if I ever was normal. Of course I was really fearful...what kind of poison is perculating through my body? LOL

Moral of this story...don't go to work...there are cruel monsters there LOL!!

Drought Is Over...

We have not played with anyone in over three weeks. We were both so busy and our playmates were out of town. Until...yesterday, that is. We had dinner with Sam and Yancey. They had been out of town for a while and it was really nice seeing them. Sam really knows how to get me really excited. Yancey and Austin, well, they enjoy each other as well.

So Blake and Gina are doing well. We are definitely planning a trip. Not sure what kind of trouble we will get into but I sure it will be legendary!!

Port Forecast...

Spoke with Gina and Blake. Of course we miss them lots!!! Sam and Yancey are back. We are having dinner this weekend. Should be lots of fun...