All Waxed Up and Some Place to Go

The waxing is over. Whew!!! I survived my first FULL brazillian wax. I must say, I love the look! Ok, let me back up and give you details...

I arrived at the spa in pink crocs. Ok, perhaps not the most chic shoes. Austin and I had a late lunch and before I knew it, it was time to get the "hair cut." So, I rushed from the restaurant and did not have time to change shoes.

So, of course all of the other women arrived in their $350 Kate Spades and I am sure that they noticed my $40 bright pink crocs. After about ten minutes the aesthician called my name.

She was very nice, a tall wispy kind of woman. She escorted me to the torture room...er...waxing studio. She was very polite, chatty but within reason. I asked a lot of questions...I mean anyone who messes with that area should have to answer a lot of questions beforehand, LOL!

I must admit...it is a good thing that I practice yoga. I had to contort my body so that she could reach all of the wispy hairs. At one time I was on all fours while she "waxed my ass." Yes, that's crass but I just thought it was funny to include those words. LOL. She removed hair from places that I wasn't sure hair could grow.

Anyway, it wasn't as bad as I thought. It was painful...especially the inner lips. yipes. But, the pain subsided after the wax was removed. Austin really likes it. He is mesmerized by my new "do." LOL. It really is very cool. I have to keep you informed.

So, Austin and I are headed on a trip tomorrow. I will not post for a while and will update my blog when we return.

Finally made the appointment

Ok, so I am getting my first brazillian on Friday. I am scared and excited at the same time. Scared...well, who can qualify the pain? Excited...well, who doesn't want to be all clean cut :). I will have to write more after the experience.

Austin...Special Delivery

Everyone wants to see Austin! He is gorgeous of course. He has the most amazing doe eyes and this really sexy smile. He is such a sweet human being.

New Camera

We bought a new camera. It has almost double the number of megapixels that our current camera has. Here are our first pictures...

Top Five Pet Peeves

Top Five Pet Peeves.

5. Mismatched couples...she's a nine he's a five

4. Untrue photos- 'nuff said...what we won't notice?

3. Single males masquerading as couples- again, apparently they think we won't figure it out

2. Poor hygiene- what more can I say?

1. All chat no action...people that want to chat excessively but do not want to meet. Austin and I are facing this right now. This couple seems wonderful but they never have **time to meet. We'll meet after this or Let's just wait till after that...Austin and I are definitely enforcing some new rules. We expect to meet within two weeks of chatting. This is probably irrelevant because we aren't really searching for new couples.

Post MFM Photo

Ok...no words needed.

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First MFM

So, I finally experienced the elusive MFM- Two men and me. I can honestly say that it was fabulous and I am so lucky to have had the experience. The male half of a couple in our circle of port was the willing third party :). It was so incredibly fantasticand erotic and I felt so sexy. We have done the threesome with two women but never with two men. Also, I was blindfolded for a good part of it...mmmm, very sensual.

Freakin' Spiders!!

I am recovering from a spiderbite. I was sitting in my office and felt a horrible pain on my stomach. I looked and saw what I thought was a pimple. But, that "pimple" spread and within a few hours my whole stomach was red and swollen. It felt like a horrible burning sensation.

So, a teatnus shot, antibiotics, low-grade fever, and swollen lymph nodes later, I am starting to see my stomach begin to return to "normal." I am wondering if I ever was normal. Of course I was really fearful...what kind of poison is perculating through my body? LOL

Moral of this story...don't go to work...there are cruel monsters there LOL!!

Drought Is Over...

We have not played with anyone in over three weeks. We were both so busy and our playmates were out of town. Until...yesterday, that is. We had dinner with Sam and Yancey. They had been out of town for a while and it was really nice seeing them. Sam really knows how to get me really excited. Yancey and Austin, well, they enjoy each other as well.

So Blake and Gina are doing well. We are definitely planning a trip. Not sure what kind of trouble we will get into but I sure it will be legendary!!

Port Forecast...

Spoke with Gina and Blake. Of course we miss them lots!!! Sam and Yancey are back. We are having dinner this weekend. Should be lots of fun...

Shopping for Cams

So...we are shopping for web cams. This is one of the front runners...

Creative Labs Live! Cam Voice Web Camera

Model: VF0170

Stay connected with this versatile Web camera that captures stunning photos and videos with crisp and clear audio.

Still image capture up to 5.0-megapixels (interpolated from native 1.3MP sensor); video capture up to 1.3-megapixels or 30 frames per second
4x digital zoom
SightSpeed delivers improved video calling and video mail
More Options

So, I am so excited about having a camera and can't wait to receive feedback regarding how Austin and I should use it :). So...interested in seeing us on a cam??

Port Forecast

So this is the third week in a row that Austin and I are not having port. We have done a "meeting" every week for a while, but have not played in three weeks. Everyone is out of our radar for the moment (out of town, on bedrest, etc.). Yesterday Austin said, "So, how do you feel about this being the third week in a row that we haven't played?" Ok, how odd a question is that? Seems like port has become such a part of our lives that we miss it when we don't get it regularly :). Don't get me wrong...or as they say "don't get it twisted," I am relisihing this "down time." I have a feeling that the end of October will be very port-iful lol!! So, we do have a meeting on Sunday. A couple that we have been chatting with for a while.

As usual, you will get an update :)

Should Austin and I get a cam??

A friend has a cam and it is awesome. Should Austin and I get a cam?? It would only be for those in our "circle of port." And...it would not be for explicit content...only soft stuff (i.e., i might flash you every now and then). LOL!! So, if Austin and I got a cam, would you be interested in seeing us in real time?

My New James Bond Swim Suit

Here is a picture of my new swim suit. It is silver and has a cool silver belt. I think it is somewhat flattering. It reminds me of something that the James Bond "girls" would wear. Shaken, not stirred...

Pulp Fiction

I am convinced that Pulp Fiction is my movie of the moment. The more I watch it, the more I realize that this movie speaks to me on so many levels. First, it is funny as hell. Ok, who couldn't laugh at the antics of two hitmen struggling to guard a "secret package"...and what about the music? Brilliant!Yes, the language is curt and coarse. Quentin T. uses the "n" word to punctuate every sentence and that is annoying to me. There is too much violence...gratuitous violence of course. But, the movie is so witty and uses humor to delve into our deepest and darkest desires. It is a commentary on the battle between good and evil that exists within us all. It is definitely a must see.

A recap...

So, we had dinner with Sam and Yancey last night. Afterwards we went to their place and met their puppy. They are truly creative and enjoy life. No, we did not play...we just hung out. They are going out of town for a few weeks.

Tonight we are breaking our rule. We are meeting a new couple for drinks. We said that we would not meet any new couples but this one seems really fun. They are featured on a blog and so they are probably way more experienced than we can handle :). But, we really like their profile and they seem really down-to-earth. So...no pressure...just drinks.

I think I am going to take some new photos this weekend and post some here. Not sure what they will look like. So, what kind of photos should I take?? This is your time to contribute. What would you like to see???

By the way, Blake, I did not take pictures of my sexy school girl outfit...I need to remember to keep my camera charged. Also, Fiama, thanks for the skin compliment. So, there are at least three people who believe I have buttery soft skin. Any others??

Also, perhaps we should not give up on ALL parties. We have a new game plan...we will only go to parties with other couples. Anyone care to invite us out?? LOL

The Phone Call...Damn I'm Wet!

So, Blake and Gina called this week. I am so excited I have to dedicate a whole post to Blake and Gina's call. Gina is doing well. In fact, we are all planning an overnight trip in October. This will celebrate Gina's recovery. So where are we going?...mmmm that's private. But it will be a wonderful reunion.

This Weekend

We are trying to finalize our plans for this weekend. Sam of Sam and Yancey is going out of town but the four of us are having dinner on Thursday. I was hoping that we could also get together with Daniel and Vanessa this weekend but...no luck :). I think they are going to be hanging out at a party. Hope that they have more fun that Austin and I did at the one on Saturday.

Gina and Blake are probably going to call us this week. I hope so because it would be really nice to chat with them.

The Party Post

Ok, so I have had a day to chat with Austin about the party. We have both decided not to go to any other parties alone because well...let me give you our rendition of the evening...

I had been thinking about the party for a while. Let's just say the theme involved plaid skirts, pigtails, and "panties." I had my outfit...a very cute mini skirt, white shirt, and shiny black leather shoes. Oh, did I forget to mention the pigtails or should I say...cute curly puffs. Austin rocked his cool metrosexual look...slate grey gabardine pants and a kenneth cole shirt. He definitely looked tasty.

So, the party started at 7:30, I think...but we arrived at 10:00. We walked in and there were probably about 30 couples. I was instantly disappointed...I thought that there would be significantly more people there. But, oh well, we had to make the best of it.

So Austin and I stood on the outskirts of the room and scanned the crowd. Mostly 30s, 40s and some 50s. People were pretty average looking. Ok...vain person is emerging...Austin and I are real people but many would say that we are definitely attractive. We both work out and I worked as an art model for several years. I mention this because it didn't seem like people wanted to approach us. Couples checked us out but noone approached us. Newsflash...we were alone.

So, ok...we did chat with a few people. Brad and Peggy were there. They used to be our friends, but Peggy really dislikes me...so, didn't want to hang around them. We ran into Skip and Molly. They are really cute and very active in the swing community. Molly and I had on similar shoes. They are very sweet and are always super nice to us.

WE also ran into a person that "blocked" us on our swinger site. Blocking means that you can't access their profile or interact with them. It's kind of like a "go to hell you bastards" statement. The funny thing is that we have no idea why we are blocked. We haven't had any contact with this couple. It is bizarre. But...during this party...she was so friendly to me....touching me while we were dancing...and finally asking me if I was "bi." So, Austin was just dying to ask her why they blocked us. I don't even know if she knew who we were. he he!! Her loss!

So the night went on and Austin and I danced a bit. I did my "hey look at me dance" that's swinger talk for a sexy dance. I didn't drink- I probably would have had a better time if I had a few drinks.

So, around 12:00, they opened the "hospitality suite." What a let down! A bunch of really weird men running around asking me if I wanted some fruit soaked in vodka or some type of strong alcohol. Ok, I haven't randomly consumed anything from a stranger since college so..um, no dude...I will not eat your fruit. So, Austin and I laid on a bed to chill and of course we got some stares from RSDs. RSDs= random single dudes. A term coined by Austin to denote random men who just hang around and mooch. Austin is kind of eccentric and likes to coin phrases. He has also coined IOW= incredibly overweight woman. Ok...back to the story. Honestly, we were so tired and annoyed we left.

Sam and Yancey were suppose to be there but they had a good sense to stay away. We were suppose to play with them this weekend but may have to change plans.

So what does this tell me...parties are not the way to go.

On another note...we did hear from Marco and Babette. Remember the meet and greet hosts? We are getting together in October sometime.

Austin just received a message from Gina. They are doing well and looking forward to seeing us in October. I think we may have an extended reunion...yummy.

By the way, I watched my first episode of Sex in the City. It was pretty interesting. Am I hooked...no. But...it was pretty, um... interesting.